Why start an eviction with a boring old piece of paper? Now thanks to the inspired folks at PotatoParcel you can send a notice-to-quit via spud.
A large potato mails for $9.99 and can hold up to 140 characters. Our standard notice to quit can be broken up across five or six potatoes, depending on how many tenant names must be written. Remember, though, that it’s best to have the potatoes mailed to your office and then hand delivered by a constable or sheriff. Otherwise the tenant could say in court, “Your Honor, I never ::burp:: received the notice.”
(Disclaimer: This is a real service but a terrible way to start a legal proceeding. The tenant could file for continuance until your notice-to-quit has gone bad.)